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If I have a child in the future, I'm happy. Valheim Genshin Impact Minecraft Pokimane Halo Infinite Call of Duty: Warzone Path of Exile Hollow Knight: Silksong Escape from Tarkov Watch Dogs: Legion. My fiancee says "you know, my family's Ukrainian. 0 coins. My five year old daughter is home sick today and it’s a doozy of a cold. About a month after our break up I drunk dialled my now ex fianceé and basically relived. I (20sf) and fiance (20sm) - who have known each other for 10 years, together for 5, and engagedliving together for almost 2 -were heading out with our dog when a text showed up on the car screen with a name I didn't recognize. Celebrity. Well I am not a frequent consumer of the silly green plant , I smoke once in a while and I’m a. Using a throwaway account because she is a little embarrassed… This happened last night. My moms been clean for a while now. I(17M) Decided to go to the movies with my girlfriend(18F) last night. Obligatory this didn’t happen today. TIFU by getting my girlfriend high. Archived. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverThe Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. However, he would need a wing man, someone to make sure he did not forget any of the order. We had spent the day together and decided to go see a certain movie that she. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. I just squatted down, okay better. Tifu by getting too high and thinking I was going to die. 5 years in the making after 8 years married. He said it was his ex (before he ever. My (31 m) fiance (29 f) is a nurse/caregiver for elderly people, she's great. Beautiful, extremely smart, sexy and kind. Maybe you guys will get a chuckle out of it I've been dating my girlfriend for about 8 months, so this was our first Christmas and New Years together. L This FU happened yesterday. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week. TIFU getting myself and Stanley from the Office banned from WSB by crowdfunding $30k for a Superbowl ad. I am high though ::shrug::The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with. So obviously not today, but Christmas was the beginning of my TIFU travails that have now lasted me over a week. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. I mention all this interesting family history to my fiancee. Last February 14th, Valentine's Day, my fiance had planned a perfect day. TL:DR Convinced my fianceé to get high on relationship-destroying weed. He got quite upset at my explanation and now I'm not sure what to do. Dave Barry (look him up, you're welcome) had the best misheard lyric: "Ain't no woman like the one eyed-got. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverTIFU by breaking up with my boyfriend after finding out he was trans. TL;DR: My girlfriend and I played among us together. 263 votes, 48 comments. Close. Celebrity. I made a throwaway email address, and in the copyright claim section I claimed to be the developer of the game he was uploading videos of, and said the company wanted to recall all possible uploads of their game. 18M subscribers in the tifu community. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with. For thirty-five years I thought the lyric. I love my fiancé, and we've been together for over 6. Huge miscommunication and fiancés mother hold grudges like a BITCH. So my girlfriend asked me to roll a joint for us. This is both our first times in a legal state and we were. The first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. TIFU by arguing with my fiancés mother in my defense. Most my friends lived 1-2 hours away so I could never see them in the summer. Tldr: shared a sensitive story about my past with my girlfriend to show I trusted her, and it ended up costing me my relationship, job, friendships, and reputation Edit. TIFU by getting scammed and hacked on instagram . Edit: Just so y’all know I’m 17 she’s 16. After this little incident I laid off weed for good, but this memory always makes me chuckle, its so absurd. My high, and hungry teenage mind agreed, and we left on our journey. Search within r/tifu. 18M subscribers in the tifu community. Two things with all drugs that can influence your emotions and perception strongly: set, setting, and dose. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. This inspired me to pull up an entire block of. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverTIFU by not trusting my fiance and almost getting us all in a serious wreck. . The fuck up is locked in place. TheUselessOne87 • TIFU by telling my girlfriend she could use my computer cleaner to organize my spice rack, peppering us all. M. On the way home I offered him anal (which we hadn't tried yet) because it was such a great day, he accepted, but we had to stop and buy lube. I still have some. TIFU by telling my boyfriend I've watched snuff. TIFU by sleeping over at my new girlfriends house and taking sleeping pills. My husband is laughing. I had been dating my wife for four years by then. He was extremely bright and sociable so. She's always been anti-420, but now that we're just a. Tell: if talk doesn't work, tell teachers, parents, or whoever else is in charge of you and the bully what's going on. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. TIFU So last night I got home around 4 AM (so today), drunk and high from the after party celebrating the end of a year long D&D Campaign. 8. TIFU begins here, so I smoked a bit of. Lesson learned, don't get high and upload stuff. S. That song is in no way sexual at all, maybe a late night club thing but definitely not sex. I feel like I'm in a car but I'm sitting on my bed. Having no experience and completely clueless, I went to my pot dealing friend and asked him. They had some gummies and offered me one because you know, life is stressful. Obligatory this happened a month ago and not actually today but this still haunts my memories For some context, I work at a Little Caesars. Celebrity. TIFU by accidentally getting my dog high . TIFU getting high on a tinder date. I killed her as an impostor and she went off at me which ended in us breaking up. Four COVID tests later and nope, just the worst cold I’ve ever had. Weed makes me crazy self conscious but against my better judgement I said fuck it and ate one. She blew up my entire life because I trusted her, and I am not doing ok. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. All were bad in this case. Well my father isn't gay or anything, he just like to embarrass me, my brothers, our girlfriends/fiancee's. His sister lives in California and has the entire family out for her wedding this weekend. TIFU by getting high after a stressful night shift . So, for context, my family and I were staying at a friend’s house a. Some context: our cat has always been nosy. Lol that's why there are people in here getting high off 15mg and people who can't get high until they take 100's of mg. Not like- green tea shot, like anti-freeze green. This was back in 2019 but it’s one of those memories that is so cringe you repress it and just try to forget. Although we are ex partners we still talk and hang almost everyday, it’s honestly like we never even broke up lol. So anyway, we’re grilling, I’m getting stressed. Last night I finally managed to convince my fianceé to smoke weed with me. Set (mindset), you were already anxious and not feeling it, and probably generally nervous about your first time. I don’t want to be the reason my parents split but I also don’t want to see my dad deceive my mom anymore. TIFU getting my second dose of the COVID vaccine. S. TIFU By getting so high I discovered an alter ego. That shit hit me like an abusive husband and for a solid 10 minutes during the high I was just stuck lying on the couch with my hand on my chest listening to my heart beat trying to convince myself i wasn't going to have a heart attack. She isn't anti-weed, but she doesn't love it so I let her know I dabbed before hand, but she actually seemed pretty interested in. But the misinformation caused a rift between me and momma. Tifu by falling in love with my “husband”. I used to be a big weed smoker but…He obliges. Then she breaks up with me because I told my friends about details of our sex life. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverI took notes on it. How I'm ready to face my fears. Celebrity. My sister and I don’t know if my dad has been 100% truthful about all these business trips either anymore. Recently, I traveled to Denver, Colorado with my wife and my wife's parents. Our disagreements started when I was in high school. My youngest is 6 months old. Update post. Also canceling a date 7 minutes before hand is a horrible FU in itself, either way it was bound to end badly, gimme a break dudesSearch within r/tifu. TIFU by getting high when I may have psychosis/schizophrenia. So, a few tiny pieces of backstory- 1. Try to find common ground. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverTIFU by getting high on glue. I get home after we get and eat Taco Bell, spend a bit of time on my phone. My wife in all her angelic qualities forgave me and let me move back in our home. TIFU by having my current girlfriend finding old NSFW videos of me and my ex I forgot to delete. I (38M) am in the process of a high- conflict divorce. TIFU: This happened approximately 2 years ago but figured i would share it since my fiance doesn't let me live it down. Here’s a little bit of our convo after we got off vc and stuff. So obligatory this is my first time, as well as this happened a week ago. This happened a few years ago, but I digress. Press J to jump to the feed. TLDR at the bottom because I’m still having some anxiety about the whole thing so my thoughts. We wanted to smoke some weed so we searched for a quiet area and did it. So instead, I went on an hour long text messaging session back and forth that somehow. TIFU Trying to Get High. Celebrity. At the time I was still doing my undergrad and my buddy was a full-time engineer. S. Log In Sign Up. When my friends arrive (F15, F14, M15) we're just wandering around until we end up at a parking garage we go inside and they offer me. I don't think I NEED a child to be happy with my life. My mom caught me. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Not today, but about 2 days ago. It's like alcohol - some people have a tolerance. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverTIFU by getting high and trying to mow the lawn. Our kids also happened to be going to my parents’ that. (X-Post from r/drugs). Overall it was really chill -- went to her family's house on Christmas Eve, mine. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. One of our spare rooms has been turned into her office for her writing, she has always loved creative writing but she's too nervous/self conscious to show me anything she's written. Ironically just this morning we were talking about how strong we were and don’t have any issues like other couples seem to have. When you lose a part of your past memory, you lose a part of yourself Randomly jumping to vivid thoughts/memory hard to stay on one, kind of like traveling through a tunnel of wormholes looking into the memory and I try to decide which one to. She's always been anti-420, but now that we're just a few weeks away from getting. Before the wedding all the groomsmen took an edible. My sister even told me that it was 10mg when I texted her later about the situation. So, using a throwaway because of obvious reasons. It's good for her. Schizophrenia also runs in my family- my mother actually has a form of it. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John OliverTIFU by being nostalgic with my daughter. End result: Reddit ran. r/TIFU means Today I Fucked Up. r/TIFU means Today I Fucked Up. This was earlier this year. Original post. And he said-. TIFU by joking about my husband getting a sugar. Now, my lady is a scraper but I'm not going to leave her by herself so I step in like "oh no you don't, you ain't. TIFU by getting way too high. For smoking purposes this is essentially useless, but if you have an edible gummy that weighs say 6 grams, that 0. 3% is enough to get most people stoned. We hit it right off from the get go. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Or she's worried about showing up on revenge porn websites. The second, was travelling the world and helping the poor and homeless. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Celebrity. ”. He said he'd call be after he finished work. Took a pretty decently sized dab and went to go get icecream with my girlfriend. somehow after awhile tho we started talking about edibles, and crazy 💩 that we’ve tried before. Where to begin, maybe by stating my current situation - I am 20M, 21 in May and just in September 2021 i started uni for my bachelors. " "Apparently," she says, "we fled the region because of some big war in the 18th century. I'll preface this by saying that I have congenital anosmia, meaning that I was born without a sense of smell. The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Bachelor Sister Wives 90 Day Fiance Wife Swap The Amazing Race Australia Married at First Sight The Real Housewives of Dallas My 600-lb Life Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. 11 votes, 10 comments. Alas, my high ass thought it all to be a joke, and was focused on the fact that my mother was holding an art tablet. TIFU by getting high on a first date. Close. I have been visiting places with poor cell signal so I’ve been reading a book instead. S. I grabbed my blanket, threw myself back and finally achieved the impossible. TIFU by getting my cat high . TIFU by getting shot by my date 😕 . If I don't, I'm also happy. As he approaches, he realizes she has earphones in, and is quietly crying with her eyes closed.